(collected by Nisheeth Parekh,
University of Texas)
The following are excuse notes from parents:
(including original spelling)
Please execute him.
She was sick and I had her shot.
32, and also 33.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
he had two teeth taken out of his face.
she has been bothered by very close veins.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
It was his father's fault.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch,
and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
We have to attend her funeral.
she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,
her brother a low grade fever and ached all over.
I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
There must be something going around.
Her father even got hot last night.
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