Sometimes the spelling, grammar, arrangement
or typing of words in church bulletins produces
some unintended readings.
The associate minister unveiled the church's
new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday,
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
in the south and north ends of this church.
Children will be baptized
at both ends.
of the Little Mothers Club.
All wishing to become little mothers
will please meet the pastor in the study.
25 visitors to make calls
on people who are not afflicted with any church.
we will ask Mrs. Brown to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
clothing of every kind
and they can be seen in the church basement
on Friday afternoon.
the sermon topic will be
"What is Hell?"
Come early and listen
to our choir practice.
were present at the church meeting
held at the home of
Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening.
Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Ranin
sang a duet,
"The Lord Knows Why."
Thursday night at 7:30 p. m.
Please use the large double door
at the side entrance.
will be held Saturday afternoon.
If it rains,
it will be held in the morning.
until the end of the recession.
by the ladies of the church.
Please submit your favorite recipe,
also a short antidote for it.
will meet Thursday, 7 to 8:30 p.m.
Please use the back door.
Please bring your husbands.
that the box marked 'For the Sick'
is for financial contributions only.
Local clergy will be celebrating
on the Sundays when he is away.
and has accepted the office of head deacon.
We could not get a better man.
Why not consider the Christian ministry?
Come early if you want a back seat.
has been installed in the church.
It was given by one of our members
in honor of his wife.
at the church entrance.
is becoming increasingly costly.
It would be a great help
if parishioners would do their best
to tend their own graves.
their new cookbook
at the church supper this Wednesday night.
The proceeds will help purchase
a stomach pump for our community hospital.
let the church help.
Prayer and medication to follow.
sick of our church and community.
is to announce the birth of
David Alan Belzer,
the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
a special collection will be taken
to defray the cost of the new carpet.
All those wishing
to do something on the new carpet
will come forward and do so.
on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
are currently needed,
due to the addition
of several new members
and to the deterioration
of some older ones.
and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used
to cripple children.
Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch
in the Fellowship Hall
after the B.S. is done.
"Gossip - the Speaking of Evil."
The closing song:
"I Love to Tell the Story."
"Contemporary Issues #3 - Euthanasia."
The closing song: "Take My Life."
"Predestination - What About Hell?"
The closing song:
"I'll Go Where You Want Me to Go."
his farewell message
after which the choir will sing,
"Break Forth With Joy".
much to the delight of his audience.
as our guest minister
the Rev. Shirley Green
who has Mrs. Green with him.
After the service we request
that all remain in the sanctuary
for the Hanging of the Greens.
presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet"
in the church basement on Friday at 7 p. m.
The congregation is invited to attend
for the morning service.
The Pastor will then speak on,
"It's a Terrible Experience."
Wednesday's healing services will be
discontinued until further notice.
was a great success.
Special thanks are due
to the Minister's daughter
who labored the whole evening
at the piano, which as usual
fell upon her.
"How much can a man drink?"
with hymns from a full choir.
were married October 14 in the Church.
So ends a friendship that began in school days.
with personal medication.
there will be a hymn sing
in the park across from the church.
Bring a blanket and
come prepared to sin.
will be sung without
"I Will Not Pass This Way Again,"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
has been canceled
due to a conflict.
"Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus."
for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
and needs blood donors
for more transfusions.
She is also having trouble sleeping
and requests tapes
of Pastor Jack's sermons.
will be disbanded for the summer
with the thanks of the entire church.
for a National Prayer Fasting Conference:
"The cost for attending
the Fasting Prayer conference
was to speak
at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine:
"Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
all the way from Africa."
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