Companies want to avoid lawsuits,
but they must think we're pretty dumb.
Are they right?
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
You could be a winner!
No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Fits one head.
Do not turn upside down.
(Printed on the bottom of the box.)
Product will be hot after heating
Do not iron clothes on body
Do not drive car or operate machinery
Warning: may cause drowsiness
Warning keep out of children
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Not to be used for the other use
Warning: contains nuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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