Actual Consumer Product Warning Labels Companies want to avoid lawsuits, but they must think we're pretty dumb. Are they right? On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head. On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use On Sainsbury's Peanuts: Warning: contains nuts On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. [source unknown] Home / Humor and Whimsy