Cryptic Carols
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This is a test. It is only a test.
Time to test your Christmas song knowledge.
Below are some Christmas songs
written in a slightly different form.
Guess which song is being referring to.
Then, check your answers at the bottom.
Good luck.


1. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
2. Nocturnal Noiselessness
3. Minuscule Hamlet In the Far East
4. Ancient Benevolent Despot
5. Adorn the Vestibule
6. Exuberance Directed to the Planet
7. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
8. Monarchial Triad
9. Far Off In a Feeder
10. Loyal Followers Advance
11. O Righteous Darkness
12. Fantasies of a Bleached Yule
13. Tin Tintinnabulums
14. A Dozen 24-hour Yule Periods
15. Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless
16. Homo Sapien Made of Crystallized Water Vapor
17. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
18. Bantam Male Percussionist
19. I Spied My Maternal Parent Osculating the Round Man in Red
20. Perambulating Through a December Solstice Fantasy
21. Aloft on the Acme of the Abode
22. Castaneous-colored Seeds Vesicated in a Conflagration
23. Frozen Precipitation Commence
24. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
25. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant



Answer Key for the Carol Impaired:



1. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis: Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
2. Nocturnal Noiselessness: Silent Night
3. Minuscule Hamlet In the Far East: O Little Town of Bethlehem
4. Ancient Benevolent Despot: Good King Wenceslas
5. Adorn the Vestibule: Deck the Halls
6. Exuberance Directed to the Planet: Joy to the World
7. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
8. Monarchial Triad: We Three Kings
9. Far Off in a Feeder: Away in a Manger
10. Loyal Followers Advance: Come All Ye Faithful
11. O Righteous Darkness: O Holy Night
12. Fantasies of a Bleached Yule: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
13. Tin Tintinnabulums: Silver Bells
14. The Dozen Festive 24-Hour Intervals: The Twelve Days of Christmas
15. Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
16. Homo Sapien Made of Crystallized Water Vapor: Frosty the Snowman
17. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors: All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
18. Bantam Male Percussionist: Little Drummer Boy
19. I Spied My Maternal Parent Osculating the Round Man in Red: I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
20. Perambulating Through a December Solstice Fantasy: Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
21. Aloft on the Acme of the Abode: Up on the Rooftop
22. Castaneous-colored Seeds Vesicated in a Conflagration: Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
23. Frozen Precipitation Commence: Let it Snow
24. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle: Go, Tell It on the Mountain
25. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant: What Child is This?


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