Lets take a look at what you are asking for......

There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week - leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days - leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year - leaving only 68 days available.

With a hour lunch period each day you have used up another 46 days - leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days on sick leave - leaving you only 20 days available for work.

We are off for 5 holidays per year, leaving you only 15 days to work.

We generously give you 14 days vacation per year - which leaves only 1 day for work.

So NO! You can't take that day off !!!!!