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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein 
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andrew A. Rooney Home / Humor and Whimsy |