My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
Ever consider what they must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -
chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
- Sue Murphy
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him
and a cat that will ignore him.
- Dereke Bruce
There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
- Andrew A. Rooney
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