Kid-Fractured Carols
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No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a little kid.
Have you ever heard of:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly...

We three kings of porridge and tar...

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me...

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

He's makin a list, chicken and rice.

Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast proclaim...

Olive, the other reindeer...

Sleep in heavenly peas...

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.

O come, froggy faithful...

Good tidings we bring to you and your kid...

(author unknown)



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