![]() If you let the dinasor not be exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing. Jonathan ![]() I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Chris ![]() How did you know you were God? Charlene ![]() On halloween I am going to wear a devil's costume. Is that all right with you? Marnie ![]() Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan ![]() Do animals use you or is there somebody else for them? Nancy ![]() I like the Lords prayer best of all. Did you have to write it alot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again. Lois ![]() It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes? Arnold ![]() In Bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer ![]() Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business? Donny ![]() Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla ![]() When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now? Tom ![]() My grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Dennis ![]() In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? Jane ![]() Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? Lucy ![]() Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita ![]() Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma ![]() Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? Jane ![]() I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? Neil ![]() I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth ![]() I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. Margret ![]() What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. Jane ![]() I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. Allison ![]() The bad people laughed at Noah, "You made an ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. Eddie ![]() Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. Rob ![]() It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am) ![]() Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce ![]() My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? Marsha ![]() If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. Denise ![]() Why is sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. Tom ![]() Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Bruce ![]() If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. Raphael ![]() Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry ![]() I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan ![]() If You watch me in church this Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. Mickey ![]() We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Donna ![]() I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know, and I am not just saying that because You are God already. Charles Home / Humor and Whimsy |