Kids' Letters to God
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Dear GOD,
If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Jonathan

Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Chris

Dear GOD,
How did you know you were God?
Charlene

Dear GOD,
On halloween I am going to wear a devil's costume. Is that all right with you?
Marnie

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear GOD,
Do animals use you or is there somebody else for them?
Nancy

Dear GOD,
I like the Lords prayer best of all. Did you have to write it alot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again.
Lois

Dear GOD,
It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?
Arnold

Dear GOD,
In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

Dear GOD,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?
Donny

Dear GOD,
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.
Darla

Dear GOD,
When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now?
Tom

Dear GOD,
My grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Dennis

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
Jane

Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Anita

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
Jane

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
Neil

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
Margret

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
Jane

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Allison

Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah, "You made an ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.
Eddie

Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend
(but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

Dear GOD,
Why is sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
Tom

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Raphael

Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Donna

Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know, and I am not just saying that because You are God already.
Charles

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