If you let the dinasor not be exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
How did you know you were God?
On halloween I am going to wear a devil's costume. Is that all right with you?
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Do animals use you or is there somebody else for them?
I like the Lords prayer best of all. Did you have to write it alot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again.
It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?
In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.
When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now?
My grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
The bad people laughed at Noah, "You made an ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
(but I am not going to tell you who I am)
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Why is sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
If You watch me in church this Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know, and I am not just saying that because You are God already.
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