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I would like one of everything.
This is the last letter you will ever get from me. Next year Iíll be seven and I wonít believe in you any more.
Thank you for the baby sister you left last year. I hope youíll do better this year.
My mother says that you only leave presents for good boys. That isnít fair.
Please hurry up and come to my house. Iíve been a good boy all year, but I canít hold out much longer.
Could you send me a snorkel and some flippers? I am learning to be a deep sea diver in the bath tub.
Can you give a pretty present to my teacher and tell her it came from me? I think it would help a lot.
I wrote you last year and said I wanted a surprise, and you left a book. I donít want any more surprises.
Do you leave presents for little boys who flunk arithmetic? A friend of mine wants to know.
Last year you sent me the baby brother I asked for. This year I want you to take him back.
Would you rather have me leave you cookies and milk or pizza and beer? My dad says he thinks youíd want the pizza and beer.
Do your reindeer eat cookies, too? Mom wonít let me bring hay into the living room.
I would like a doll for Christmas this year. I want one that sleeps, cries, walks, and can help me clean my bedroom.
This year leave a nice present for my mommy and daddy. Please leave a present for my bigger brother, but you donít have to make it so nice for him.
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