Kids' Letters to Santa
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Dear Santa,
I would like one of everything.
Dear Santa,
This is the last letter you will ever get from me. Next year Iíll be seven and I wonít believe in you any more.
Dear Santa,
Thank you for the baby sister you left last year. I hope youíll do better this year.
Dear Santa,
My mother says that you only leave presents for good boys. That isnít fair.
Dear Santa,
Please hurry up and come to my house. Iíve been a good boy all year, but I canít hold out much longer.
Dear Santa,
Could you send me a snorkel and some flippers? I am learning to be a deep sea diver in the bath tub.
Dear Santa,
Can you give a pretty present to my teacher and tell her it came from me? I think it would help a lot.
Dear Santa,
I wrote you last year and said I wanted a surprise, and you left a book. I donít want any more surprises.
Dear Santa,
Do you leave presents for little boys who flunk arithmetic? A friend of mine wants to know.
Dear Santa,
Last year you sent me the baby brother I asked for. This year I want you to take him back.
Dear Santa,
Would you rather have me leave you cookies and milk or pizza and beer? My dad says he thinks youíd want the pizza and beer.
Dear Santa,
Do your reindeer eat cookies, too? Mom wonít let me bring hay into the living room.
Dear Santa,
I would like a doll for Christmas this year. I want one that sleeps, cries, walks, and can help me clean my bedroom.
Dear Santa,
This year leave a nice present for my mommy and daddy. Please leave a present for my bigger brother, but you donít have to make it so nice for him.


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