I would like one of everything.  This is the last letter you will ever get from me. Next year I'll be seven and I won't believe in you any more. Thank you for the baby sister you left last year. I hope you'll do better this year. My mother says that you only leave presents for good boys. That isn't fair. Please hurry up and come to my house. I've been a good boy all year, but I can't hold out much longer. Could you send me a snorkel and some flippers? I am learning to be a deep sea diver in the bath tub. Can you give a pretty present to my teacher and tell her it came from me? I think it would help a lot. I wrote you last year and said I wanted a surprise, and you left a book. I don't want any more surprises. Do you leave presents for little boys who flunk arithmetic? A friend of mine wants to know. Last year you sent me the baby brother I asked for. This year I want you to take him back. Would you rather have me leave you cookies and milk or pizza and beer? My dad says he thinks you'd want the pizza and beer. Do your reindeer eat cookies, too? Mom won't let me bring hay into the living room. I would like a doll for Christmas this year. I want one that sleeps, cries, walks, and can help me clean my bedroom. Home / Humor and Whimsy |