Some Basic Mock German
[author and source unknown]

  • Dog:
    Barkenpantensniffer

  • Dog Catcher:
    Barkenpantensniffersnatcher

  • Dog Catcher's Truck:
    Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen

  • Garage for Truck:
    Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus

  • Truck Repairman:
    Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerker

  • Mechanic's Union:
    Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerkerfeatherbeddengefixengruppe

  • Doctor:
    Chestergethumpenpulsentooker

  • Nurse:
    Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper

  • Hypodermic Needle:
    Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtensticken

  • Backside:
    Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz

  • Piano:
    Plinkenplankenplunkenbox

  • Pianist:
    Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder

  • Piano Stool:
    Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderspinnenseat

  • Piano Recital:
    Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspelle

  • Fathers at the Recital:
    Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe

  • Mothers at the Recital:
    Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowentellensnoozengruppenuppenwakers

  • Automobile:
    Honkenbrakenscreecher

  • Gasoline:
    Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen

  • Driver:
    Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker

  • Auto Mechanic:
    Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepingersputtergefixer

  • Repair Bill:
    Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste


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