A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all; plus . . . A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, nor without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishees. Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him/they or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit. [author and source unknown] Home / Humor and Whimsy |