How to Spell Potato
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If GH stands for P as in Hiccough

If OUGH stands for O as in Dough

If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisic (yes, look it up!)

If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour

If TTE stands for T as in Gazette

If EAU stands for O as in Plateau

The right way to spell POTATO should then be:

GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU


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