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28.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pretty purple peppers.
A peck of pretty purple peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pretty purple peppers,
Where's the peck of purple peppers Peter Piper picked?


27.
Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter -
Better than her bitter butter -
And she baked it in her batter;
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.


26.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The woochuck would chuck as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.


25.
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar had a seesaw.
Now, Soar saw that See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar'Bs seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore when he saw that
See's saw had sawed Soar's seesaw.


24.
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So therefore it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
Was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.


23.
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor
the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored,
or does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor
the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?


22.
A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitten better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"


21.
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light's like tonight's light,
I wouldn't really think it's quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.


20.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.


19.
If Stu chews shoes,
should Stu choose the shoes he chews?


18.
The seething seas ceaseth
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.


17.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells by the seashore are surely seashore seashells.


16.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.


15.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.


14.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers


13.
The sick sixth Sheik's sixth sheep's sick.


12.
Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.


11.
The boot black bought the black boot back.


10.
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?


9.
Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.


8.
Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?


7.
Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.


6.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.


5.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.


4.
Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.


3.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.


2.
The blue bluebird blinks.


1.
Ed had edited it.


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