You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,
"What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement
and I cook to death?"
You discover that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground,
and all you have to do to have lunch is
pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice
to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
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