Nisheeth Parekh, University of Texas)
The following are excuse notes from parents:
(including original spelling)
and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.
She was sick and I had her shot.
being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32, and also 33.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
he had two teeth taken out of his face.
she has been bothered by very close veins.
for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
It was his father's fault.
for missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper
off the porch,
and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.
a week from Friday.
We have to attend her funeral.
because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache, and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick,
fever and sore throat,
her brother a low grade fever
and ached all over.
I wasn't the best either,
sore throat and fever.
There must be something going around.
Her father even got hot last night.
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