In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:
"Now serving live lobsters"
"Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."
"Don't kill your wife.
Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
"Let us remove your shorts."
"Drop your pants here."
"If we see you smoking,
we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
"Push, Push, Push."
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want."
"We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
"Open seven days a week - and weekends"
"Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
- Sisters of Mercy"
"Thirty-eight years on the same spot"
"Mental Health Prevention Center"
"Ask about our layaway plan"
"Parking for birds only"
"Will the last person to leave
please see that the perpetual light is extinguished"
"Ears pierced while you wait"
"Restricted to unauthorized personnel"
"Now available in multi-packs"
"Blotter paper will no longer be available
until the public stops taking it away."
"Are you an adult that cannot read?
If so, we can help."
located across the street from the Transbay bus terminal:
in America West Airline seat pocket:
"If you are sitting in an exit row
and can not read this card,
please tell a crew member."
"Our motto is to give our customers
the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil
ought to see the manager."
"We will not sell gasoline
to anyone in a glass container."
"No children allowed"
"We dispense with accuracy."
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church"
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks"
"15 men's wool suits, $100.
They won't last an hour!"
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated
when you can come here?"
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers
from any but their own graves."
"No trespassing without permission"
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