These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
trusting absolutely no one and absolutely nothing.
But since I possess no training in meteorology,
I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
Fourteen gallons so far.
I have never quit a job.
They insisted that all employees get to work
by 8:45 a.m. every morning.
Could not work under those conditions.
just like my three previous employers.
I've left a path of destruction behind me.
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