Eight Observations About Dogs

My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times
before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

Ever consider what they must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul -
chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the
greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler

I wonder if other dogs think
poodles are members of a
weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

Did you ever walk into a room
and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
- Sue Murphy

In order to keep
a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog
that will worship him
and a cat
that will ignore him.
- Dereke Bruce

There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams

The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
- Andrew A. Rooney

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