A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

Best wishes for
an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral,
winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice,
but with respect for
the religious persuasion of others
who choose to practice their own religion
as well as those who
choose not to practice a religion at all;
plus . . .

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the generally accepted calendar year 2002,
but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions have helped make our society great,
nor without regard to the race, creed, color,
religious, or sexual preferences of the wishees.

Disclaimer: This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes
for her/him/they or others
and no responsibility
for any unintended emotional stress
these greetings may bring to
those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

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